Rob’s officially a first-time dad, and life with little Baby Blair is exactly what you imagine: fun, silly, exhausting… and full of surprises.

Phantom Babies: Sleep-deprived Rob swears he’s put Blair on the back of the toilet… only to realize she’s been safe in bed the whole time.
Nappy Explosions: One cold breeze, one removed nappy, and suddenly it’s full-on poo everywhere. Cue frantic mid-change juggling.
Labor Fails: Rob also manned the TENS machine during labor… and pushed the buttons for hours. His wife thought it was helping, until the midwife pointed out he’d been practically electrocuting her.
Parenting Reality: Babies have their own minds. Blair settles best with Dad, hates swaddles, and sometimes flails herself awake. Rob calls it “arm jail”, a must-know for any exhausted parent.

Being a first-time parent is messy, hilarious, and heart-melting all at once. The advice? Laugh at the mistakes, embrace the chaos, and soak up the tiny, unforgettable moments.
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