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Lucy, Kel and Producer Casey kick off the AFL season in the most Lucy way possible — with zero knowledge and absolutely zero shame about it! Round One is here and Lucy has tipped her teams based on driving past training grounds, fashion colours, magpies in trees, and a jeans shop in North Melbourne. It’s the most chaotic tipping competition you’ll ever witness – and somehow she’s confident she’ll win!

PLUS, if you missed it on the show:

Food in Bed Confessions – It started with Riley honking into grain waves at midnight, and snowballed into Lucy revealing she eats full roast dinners in bed with a bamboo stable table. Listeners flooded in with their own bed-eating confessions — from egg mayo sandwiches every morning to icy poles requiring a food mat!

The Washing Never Ends – Kel is desperate to know if ANY household with five-plus people has ever reached the bottom of the washing basket. Spoilers: they haven’t. One listener had a genius existential take that stopped everyone in their tracks.

Bin Drama – With bins only collected fortnightly and a household of six, Kel is seriously considering becoming a three-bin household. Could an XL landfill bin be the answer?

Hit play for chaotic footy logic, the ultimate food-in-bed debate, and the washing pile that never, ever ends!

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