You know that iconic part of the alphabet song ‘LMNOP’ where every kid suddenly goes into turbo mode? Gone. Vanished. Rewritten.

On the Rob & Ash Drive Show, Ash broke the news to Rob, and his reaction was all of us: confusion, disbelief, and a little heartbreak. The new version? It’s slower, “clearer”… and totally ruins the vibe. LMNOP was the highlight, fast, fun, and weirdly satisfying to say. Now it’s just… letters.

Why did we mess with something that wasn’t broken? Rob summed it up: most of us can’t say the alphabet without singing it. So now, instead of a quick jam, we’re stuck with a musical essay just to remember what comes after K.

Watch the complete reaction here.